Have you heard the one about Tommy Robinson buying a bus? (Updated)

(Updated)

Turns out this Barry Armstrong chap is not the same Barry Armstrong as people first thought. There’s two Barry Armstrongs it would seem. Both seem dodgy!

So, yes… Tommy Robinson is buying a bus he tells all his adoring, gullible fans. Thanks to @fooly_cooly for the research!

Case in point: Tommy Robinson

He's been kicked off Twitter, Facebook, Youtube and even Snapchat at this point, and as he fucking should, because obviously no platform with a good conscience would host his content.

So, what's he doing now? He's buying a fucking bus…
— fuck thameslink (@fooly_cooly) April 22, 2019

Of course… the first question you should be asking yourself after watching that should obviously be… "who's this 'fabulous Barry Armstrong from Newcastle' who's got deep enough pockets to be giving £10,000 to Tommy Robinson to buy a bus?

Go on… have a google…
— fuck thameslink (@fooly_cooly) April 22, 2019

So, allegedly, this bus thing has been going on for a while. Found a video from April 2018 where he's talking about having met "Barry Armstrong" in Tenerife, explained he wanted to do this exact thing and Barry bought him the bus https://t.co/2be8dBRWOP
— fuck thameslink (@fooly_cooly) April 22, 2019

…however, unless you're a regular consumer of Tommy Robinson content and have the attention span of a fucking colander, you should realize that, in the April 2018 video, he said Barry Armstrong bought him the bus and in this new one, he says Barry Armstrong gave him…
— fuck thameslink (@fooly_cooly) April 22, 2019

(Of course, he already owns the bus. He's standing in it right there. It's already been converted. The seats are taken out and he's got fucking screens up that are showing his fucking logo holy fucking shit you legitimately have shit for brains if you fall for this shit lmao)
— fuck thameslink (@fooly_cooly) April 22, 2019

And then in weighs the prat that is ‘Tim Pool’. Tim is a big fan of Tommy the tiny fascist.